That took strength, power, and mirth? He rolled up the cheese against the nova bomb, then hastened to a cannon, firing it at Andross's ships one by one. Peppy began strapping on giant mecha-gloves to prevent his hands from getting stuck, then started lifting up the cheese straight off the earth. Now watch and learn Fox mah boy" said Peppy. Fox pulled a Nova Bomb out of his pocket and placed it in Peppy's hands. Fox, Gimme a spare Lylation Nova Bomb" ordered Peppy. Finally he knew just what the Star Fox team should do. He got out a long stick of measuring tape, and began charting, graphing, and plotting the melted cheese landscape. But when all seemed lost, Peppy flew by, dispatching himself with a parachute to the ground, sniffing out trouble better than a foxhound. He couldn't take what was happening, even so, saving planets was his 9 to 5 grind. Fox dropped his cell phone, and began losing his mind. Sick of all the distress and war, Fox couldn't take it, no not anymore. All you animals must bow before Andross and die" said Wolf. Cheese is for losers so kiss your planet goodbye. You'll never defeat Andross cuz face it Fox, you suck. We added adhesive properties to the cheese, so now they're all stuck. "Hey Fox it's the Wolfster, your people are worthless eaters. He didn't like Fox, he wanted Fox to be dead. Fox got an incoming message from Wolf, who was flying overhead. Something's rotten in Wisconsin, and this ain't no job for Slippy" thought Fox. "Cheese can't possibly be that frickin' sticky. Children were crying and wailing in pain, where was Fox when they needed him? No cheese is quite lame! The giant block of cheese atop Admiral Z's had melted down, far down to the ground, trapping Cornerians.wait isn't the earth round? No one could have cheese throughout the land, not cubed nor sliced, not even one strand. Cheese had been banned under Emperor Andross's new law. The cities were in shambles, even Admiral Z's house of cheese. When he arrived on his homeworld he was not very pleased. Fox jumped in his ship as soon as he could, then set off for Corneria, to restore peace and brotherhood. Get your ass to Corneria, hurry right now! We can't make cheese, they've slaughtered every last cow! We've even got less freedom here than on Venom, I'm just thanking God that my jacket is Denim" said Falco. "Andross is here, he's bringing death and fear. Then Fox got an incoming message from Falco, not Slippy. Sooner or later, they bursted into flames, sending scrap metal everywhere, killing the robot armies who had no names. He isolated each in a gravitational field, then set a timer on each one, eventually they'd come out well done. "I need to destroy these weapons so that Andross won't use them against Corneria" Fox thought to himself. Robot armies followed him inside, could it be that Fox had nowhere to hide? Fox's boots continued to make more trit-trots, as he fox-trotted his way into the Death Weapon Factory. Made of tech, they were, they had no blood clots. He was scurrying behind buildings and blasting at bots, bursting their circuits as they screamed out 'bleeps' and 'blots'. As I say all of this, Fox had to make haste. Venom's Voleech City was ugly as rotting paste. ) /\/ _ (o)( The Shining Achievement of All FoxKindĪ desolate planet of pollution and waste. (_)\_( )_\ FOX BECOMES ADDICTED TO CHEESE: EPIC NEW VERSION EDITION
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